Holy crap- he did it.

We were all pretty shocked when we heard that Subway spokesman Jared Fogle had his house raided by FBI agents. We knew that his former business partner had plead guilty to possessing child pornography, but a lot of us assumed that the raid was connected to gathering evidence against that guy. Well apparently we were wrong, as Fogle is accepting a plea deal with the FBI that will result in prison time for the now ex-sandwich pitchman. The guy had a great gig, (he’d made around 20 million from the Subway deal), was super famous, and set for life- and somehow he managed to throw it all away. And, given the nature of his crimes, he won’t be missed. Turns out the Subway folks were smart to dump him the minute this story first broke. I’m betting their next spokesman undergoes one hell of a background check.